根据BDRip FGT版本重新分割 字幕来源：YYeTS By：forgetted@tlf
Death at a funeral
本字幕仅供学习交流 切勿用于其他用途
片名：《葬礼上的死亡》
进去左拐 Straight through there and to the left
你想看... Would you like to...
- 这是谁？ - 嗯？ - Who's this? - Pardon me?
这不是我的父亲 That's not my father.
该死 拿错了 Shit, we've taken the wrong one.
十分抱歉 我们马上回去拿 We're really sorry for this. We'll go back and get him.
天哪... Jesus...
他们拿错棺材了 They brought the wrong coffin.
开玩笑吧 You're joking.
不相信？ 还好我看了一下 Can you believe that? Good thing I checked.
差点就给个不认识的人办葬礼了 We could be running the service for some random member of the public.
这些人都是怎么办事的？ What kind of business are these people running anyway?
天啊 My God.
事情太多了 还要担心母亲 There's just so much to worry about you know. And mom's in such a state...
即使罗伯特来了他也不会帮忙的 Robert is clear he'll not do anything to help, assuming he gets here at all.
悼词写的也很糟糕 Even the funeral speech is awful
不会的 I'm sure it's not that awful.
不 太糟了 Yeah, it is.
我在想是不是该罗伯特来写这个致词 I was thinking that maybe Robert...
他毕竟是个小有名气的作家 ..should write the speech. He's such a good writer.
或许我们应该让他来写 Maybe we should let him do it.
丹尼尔 你哪点都不比你哥哥差 如果有的话 You're every bit as good a writer as your brother Daniel, if not better,...
就差在让其他人来读读你的小说了 ...you just have to let somebody else read your novel.
没什么大不了的 Everything is gonna be okay.
葬礼结束后 When the funeral is over...
我们就准备搬出去 ...we just have to focus on moving out of here
开始属于我们的小日子 ...and starting our own lives properly.
你告诉了他们吗丹尼尔 You called them?
有没有？ Didn't you Daniel?
你付了房子的定金吗 You did put the deposit on the flat?
我会搞定的 我答应你 I'll sort it out. I promise.
我讨厌葬礼 你不讨厌吗 God, I hate funerals. Don't you?
葬礼总是让人高兴不起来 They're just so depressing.
人一死就什么都... It's just the death and everything...
知道我的意思吧 你觉得呢 ...know what I mean? Do you agree Justin?
贾斯丁？ Justin?
嗯 没什么 Yeah, it's alright
没什么？ 你怎么会觉得没什么呢 Alright? How can you possibly think of that as alright?
你干吗要参加这个葬礼 你又不认识丹尼尔 Why are you even coming to this? You don't even know Daniel.
我当然认识他 我和他见过一两次 I do know Daniel. I met him a couple of times.
一两次 那他还不算是你朋友吧 A couple of times. Well he's not a friend, is he?
嗯 还不算 No, not a friend
如果要抽烟的话能把那个拿出去吗 If you're gonna smoke will you please put that out the window?
我可不想被你熏死 万分感激 I'd rather not get your cancer thank you very much.
自己的事情都要烦不过来了 I got my own problems to be worrying about.
是吗 比如？ Yeah, like what?
我一直和你说的 手腕上异样的色斑 The discoloration on my wrist i keep telling you about
看看 Look at it.
太惨了 It's fucked.
太惨了 I'm fucked.
你干吗要去呢 Why are we even coming, eh?
是玛莎的缘故吧 Cause of Martha, isn't it?
贾斯丁... Justin...
你还好吧 Are you okay?
还行 多谢玛莎. Not too bad, thanks Martha.
我有点儿紧张 I'm a bit nervous.
因为要见到我爸？ About seeing my Dad?
我还从来没有被讨厌地如此彻底 I just don't think I've been so openly hated by anyone before.
他对每个人都这样 你别太上心 He just hates everyone. You mustn't take it to heart.
对他随和一点 You need to relax with him.
我也不想啊 被他逼的 I can't help it. He puts me on edge.
他的注意力会集中在他妹夫的葬礼上 He'll be more concerned his sister husband just died.
不会太为难你的 He's not gonna be focused on you.
不管怎么样 我告诉他我们要结婚的时候 Anyway, I'm sure when I tell him that we're getting married...
他肯定会开始接受你的 ...He'll start to learn to accept you.
真的？ Are you sure about that?
那当然 Of course.
我可看不出维克多来他会这样 I can't really see Victor as the accepting type.
我们正要去参加葬礼 你个混蛋 太无耻了 We're on our way to a funeral you wanker! Haven't you got any respect?
没事了 冷静点 Okay, calm down.
没事的 呼气 It's all right, breathe.
通过你的鼻子 好了没 Through your nose. Okay?
深呼吸 Deep breaths.
好了吗？ You alright?
那该死的 That fucking...
我得下去了 Alright, I'm gonna go down.
希望他们这次没弄错 Hope they brought the right coffin this time.
我和你一起去 I'll come with you.
不用 我一个人就行了 It's okay, I can do it.
我知道你可以 I know, I know you can.
我只是去看看座位有没有安排好 I'm just gonna check on the seats
保证给埃尔菲叔叔的空间足够大 To make sure there's enough room for uncle Alfie.
糟糕 Shit
喂？ Hello?
伙计 怎么样？ 还好吗？ Hey mate. How are you? You alright?
嗯 Yeah.
怎么会拉下埃尔菲叔叔呢 Of course I remember uncle Alfie.
很好 一点问题都没有 Absolutely fine. Yeah, not a problem ata all.
当然不会介意了 No. Of course I don't mind.
没事的 别担心 Alright. Yeah, don't worry.
一切正常 我保证 It's fine. I promise.
一会儿见 拜! See you soon. Okay, bye.
糟糕 Shit
这位是...是你的父亲吧 Is this...your father sir?
嗯 是的 Yes, it is yes.
妈 你没事吧 Hey mum. Yoy allright?
没了他我该怎么活啊 I just don't know what I'm going to do without him.
我活着还有什么意义呢 What do I have to live for now?
别傻了你还有朋友 有家人 Don't be silly. You got your friends, family...
还有我和简 还有罗伯特 You got me and Jane and Robert...
罗伯特呢 什么时候到 Where is Robert? Have you heard from him?
他10:00到机场 His plane will land at 10:00
他会来的 别担心 But he'll be here. Don't worry.
桑德拉 如果有什么要帮忙的... If there's anything I can do Sandra...
别把手放在上面 Don't put your hand there dear...
会留下印子的 ...you'll leave marks
晚上给你 I'll get'em to you this evening.
下午不行 我要参加葬礼 No, can't do it this afternoon. I got a funeral
我叔叔死了 Yeah, my uncle died.
嗯 悲惨 Yeah, tragic.
听我说 这玩艺儿劲很足 I'm telling you mate. This is really powerfull stuff.
一次只要半片就行 You really only need to take half
相信我 会很爽的 Trust me. You're gonna bite your fucking head off.
挂了 我妹妹来了 I gotta go. My sister's in.
葬礼结束后给你电话 我们酒吧见 I'll tell you if I get to the bar after the funeral.
拜! Bye.
等一下 Hang on!
怎么样了？ Hi. How's it going?
还没好吗 快点 我们要迟到了 Troy you're not ready? Come on, we're gonna be late.
等我换条裤子就好 I put on my trousers and I'm done.
你们还好吧 Are you guys okay?
西蒙有点紧张 Simon is a bit freaked out.
有个混蛋差点把我们撞飞了 Some asshole almost drived us off the road.
那些混蛋 随便坐坐 给我两分钟 Fucking bastards. Make youselves comfy. I'll be out in 2 minutes.
这么多药丸! Look at these pills all over the place.
特洛伊想做个药剂师 Troy is studying to be a pharmacist
你还好吧 Are you okay?
有点不自在 I'm a bit shaky...
只有一点点 Not much, just a little...
吃片这个 Take one of these.
会让你冷静下来 It will calm you down.
真的？ You sure?
那当然 只是安定而已 Absolutely. It's just Valium
我经常吃的 I used to take them all the time.
这样会让你感觉好些 It will make you feel better. Honestly.
来 张开嘴 Come on. Open wide.
我好了 I'm ready.
有人吗 Hello?
有人在吗 Hello?
罗伯特？ Robert?
罗伯特 Robert.
妈! Hi, mom.
宝贝儿! Darling.
见到你真开心 Happy to see you
-混得不错吧 -马马虎虎 - How are you doing? - Okay.
嗨 罗伯特 Hi Robert.
最近怎么样？ How are you?
还行 Good.
旅途还顺利吧？ How was your flight?
不错 除了天气有些让人担心 Great... There was a lot of turbulance that was a bit worrying...
这就是坐头等舱不好的地方 不管出多少钱 That's the thing about 1st class. It doesn't matter how much you pay for the ticket...
飞机失事 大家都玩完 ...if the plane crushes we're all gonna end up dead.
没事 Sorry.
我去吧 No, no, I'll go.
别担心 Don't worry.
该死 Shit.
就是他了 That's him.
你没说过他是坐在该死的轮椅上的 Jesus Howard. You didn't say he was gonna be in a fucking wheelchair
埃尔菲叔叔 最近好吗 Uncle Alfie, hello.
我们来接你去参加葬礼 We're here to take you to the funeral.
你们死到哪里去了 要迟到了 Where the fuck have you been? You're late.
现实太残酷了 This is bloody grim, isn't it?
生活应该是美好的 It's not supposed to be fun.
我知道 但是... I know, but Jesus...
我的心都要碎了 I feel like my heart has been wrenched out of my ribcase.
太糟了 It's awful
确实很不幸 Well, that's grief for you.
所以我不太喜欢亲近的关系 That's why I don't like close relationships
太多的感伤 Too much emotion about
很高兴你能和妈住在一起 I'm just glad you're gonna be here with mom.
嗯 不会太久的 Yeah, well not for long.
我和简准备搬出去 Jane and I are moving out.
那妈怎么办 What about mom?
我在想或许她会乐意 Actually I was thinking maybe she'd like to...
和你去纽约住一段时间 ...to come with you to New York for a bit.
别开玩笑了 我不能带她去纽约 Don't be ridiculus. I can't take her to New York.
我带她去干什么？ 参加晚会？ What am I gonna do with her? Take her to parties?
我们已经计划好了 We've already decided.
准备买套房子 We're putting a deposit in a flat.
- 会需要钱 - 什么钱 - I'm gonna need money. - What money?
所有的这些 葬礼 都要钱啊 Money for all this. For the funeral.
你答应过付一半的 You agreed to pay the half.
-有吗 - 嗯 - Did I? - Yeah.
那... Yeah, so...
丹尼尔 我现在身边没钱 Yeah, I don't have it on me Daniel.
给我几个月 我会把钱给你的 I can get it to you in a few... months.
几个月？ 罗伯特 我现在等钱用 A few months? Robert, I need it now.
不可能 我一贫如洗 Can't happen I'm skinned.
一贫如洗？ What do you mean skinned?
你是个成功的小说家 住在纽约 You're a succesful novelist you live in New York...
住豪华公寓 怎么会没钱？ ...and you have a penthouse there. What do you mean?
你知道维持这样的生活要花多少钱吗 Do you have any idea how much it costs for upkeeping it?
除了这些 我还要花一笔钱来这里 And besides this, I payed a fortune to fly out here
你知道如今的头等舱要花多少钱吗 Do you know how much they charge for 1st class nowdays?
是在宰人啊 It's a fucking disgrace.
可怜的艾迪老大叔？ So, poor old uncle Eddie, eh?
嗯 Yes.
西蒙 你见过艾迪 叔叔吗 Did you ever meet uncle Eddie, Simon?
西蒙？ Simon?
刚刚车里有条狗吗 Was there a dog in here just now?
什么？ What?
刚刚肯定有条狗在车里 I'm sure there was a dog in here.
你胡说些什么？ What the hell are you talking about?
没地方停车了 There's nowhere to park.
太搞笑了 This is ridiculus.
那边 How about over there?
他开出来了 The guy is coming out
快点! Take it!
知道了! Alright!
搞什么呢？ What are you doing?
疯了吗 Are you mental?
嘿 Sorry.
不好意思 Excuse me.
嘿... 玛莎. Sorry... Oh, hi Martha.
我正打算停在这里 I was just about to park there actually.
你是亲属吗 霍华德 Are you a relative, Howard?
我不是 但... No, I'm not. But...
玛莎. Hey Martha.
那是？ Who's that?
出什么事了？ What's happening?
看看 她连看都不看我一眼 Did you see that? She barely even looked at me.
我说出什么事了 到了吗 I said what's happening? Are we there?
天哪 埃尔菲叔叔在我们车上 Oh, my God. We got uncle Alfie in the car.
我居然忘了说埃尔菲叔叔在我们车上 I can't believe I forgot to say I've got uncle Alfie in the car.
别着急! Alright, keep your hair on!
到底发生什么事情了？ What the hell is going on?
她连看都不看 She barely even looked.
这里一片绿意 Very green here. Isn't it...?
太多绿了 Very green...
西蒙 你发什么神经？ Simon, what the hell is the matter with you?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
刚刚再说狗影 现在又说都是绿的 You're talking about phantom dogs and things beeing green...
到底是怎么了？ What's going on?
我不知道 i don't know...
玛莎 Martha.
西蒙平时也这样吗 Is Simon normally like this?
当然不是了 Of course he's not normally like this.
肯定哪里不对 Something's not right.
你好... Hello...
肯定是安定 I think it must be the valium.
安定？ The valium?
嗯 Yes.
从你那拿的 I gave a valium from your flat.
他大概还不适应 I think he's just not used to it...
是吗 Right.
你想撞上来吗 Are you gonna get any closer?
你走错路了 You're going the wrong way.
停车! 我要去找玛莎. Stop the car. I need to speak to Martha.
什么？ What?
我要去找玛莎. i need to speak to Martha.
那埃尔菲怎么办？ 我需要你帮忙 What about Alfie? I need help with uncle Alfie.
我们要迟到了! We're gonna be late!
求你了 别戳了 Please, stop doing that.
你能来真是太好了 Thank you for coming. So good to see you.
回来感觉怪怪的 像个局外人 It's so wierd to be back here. I feel so out of it.
那是因为你不住在这 不太和大家联系 That's because you live in a different country. You loose touch.
这些都是谁？ 我怎么一个都不认识 Who are all these people? I don't recognise any of them.
那人是谁？ Who's that guy?
不知道 可能是爸的同事 I've no idea. Probably some friend from dad's work.
你是说要我一个人出葬礼的钱？ Are you telling me I have to pay for this entire funeral on my own?
我不可能变出钱来啊 Well, I can't draw money out of thin air, Daniel.
该死的上帝 Jesus, fucking Christ!
丹尼尔 准备的怎么样了？ Daniel. How's everything going?
差不多了 戴维斯神父 Fine, thanks revenant Davis.
等人都到齐了 我们就可以开始 We're just waiting for everyone to arrive and then we can start.
好 Great, thank you.
这是我哥哥罗伯特 Have you met my brother Robert?
哦 大名鼎鼎的作家 很高兴认识你 The writer of course. It's a pleasure to meet you.
我读过你的小说 I have read several of your novels.
是吗？ Really?
你肯定为你的哥哥感到骄傲吧 You must be very proud of your brother.
是的 Yeah, very proud.
你来读今天的悼词吗？ Will you be reading the eulogy today?
不 丹尼尔来 No, Daniel is going to do it.
哦 Great.
我去看看我的东西有没有好 I'll just make sure I have everything I need.
听着 我觉得你来致悼词比较好 Listen, I think you should do the eulogy.
大家都希望你来 我只会弄得一团糟 ...everyone's expecting you to do it, I'll just make a mess of it anyways.
别开玩笑了 你来 Don't be silly. You do it.
会做得很好的 You'll be fine.
这些可以端上去了 All these can go through now.
我的小妹妹还好吧 How's my little sister?
太伤心了 That's very sad.
他是个好丈夫 He was a wonderful husband wasn't he?
温柔而又专一 So tender, so devoted.
要喝茶吗 桑德拉？ Can I get you a cop of tea, Sandra?
茶有很多好处 简 Tea can do many things, Jane.
不能起死回生 But it can't bring back the dead.
"我的父亲是个杰出的人..." "My father was an exceptional man"...
丹尼尔 定金的事弄好了吗 Daniel, have you called yet about the deposit?
还没 No, I haven't.
你把号码给我 我来做好了 Why don't you give me the number and I can do it?
简 别打岔 Jane, don't make a fuss
看到站在桌子边的那个人了吗 Do you see that guy standing by the table?
你认识吗 Do you recognise him at all?
他似乎在盯着我看 He's really staring at me.
你到底有没有在听我说话 Are you listening to me at all?
我们要尽快把定金的事情弄好 We have to put the deposit on the flat, before it's too late.
我知道 I know.
好吗？ Alright?
你会把它弄坏的! You'll break it!
快点 我们要迟到了 Hurry up, we're late.
天 Oh God...
"我父亲是个杰出的人..." "My father was an exceptional man"...
"我父亲是个杰出的人..." ..."My father was an exceptional man"...
凯特 已经长大了不是吗？ Kate has grown up a bit isn't she?
什么？ What?
凯特 Katey.
我离开的时候她还只是个小女孩 而现在... She was a little girl when I left and now...
她已经成熟了 ...she's fit.
我过去和她聊会 I'm going to chat with her.
好的 为什么不呢？ Yeah, why don't you?
"我父亲是个杰出的人..." "My father was an exceptional man"...
你好 Hello there.
你好 Oh, hello.
对你父亲离世我很抱歉 I was really sorry to hear about your father.
他过去常常提起你 He always talked about you.
说你是个好儿子 Said you were a good son.
谢谢 Thank you.
他有提到过我吗？ Did he ever mention me?
我是皮特 I'm Peter.
皮特 好像没有 你是他朋友吗？ Peter... I don't think so. Were you friends with dad?
很感谢你的到来 很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you and thank you for coming.
用力推这该死的 Push the bloody thing...
我在推 妈的 I am damn it...
你真没用 You're useless...
"我父亲是个杰出的人..." "My father was an exceptional man"...
丹尼尔 Daniel.
我觉得现在改叫大家进来 I think we should be calling everyone in, now...
仪式可以开始了 ...to start the service.
当然 Sure.
我3点就要走了 Really I'm only supposed to be here until 3.
当然 可以再等我的叔叔埃尔菲5分钟吗？ Sure. Do you mind if we wait 5 minutes for my uncle Alfie?
如果可以的话 应该等他到了才开始 We shouldn't start without him, if possible.
好的 Sure.
看 Look.
很漂亮不是吗？ Isn't it beautiful?
玛莎 可以聊聊吗？ Martha. Can I have a word?
抱歉 Excuse me.
什么？ 什么事？ Why? What is it?
有点事我得告诉你 I have to tell you something.
我先提醒你你不会喜欢的 I'm warning you in advance you're not gonna like it.
很高兴见到你 感谢您的到来 Nice to see you. Thank you for coming.
丹尼尔 Daniel.
维克多叔叔 Uncle Victor.
你好 罗伯特 Hello, Robert.
维克多叔叔 你好吗？ Uncle Victor. How are you?
我... I'm...
很难过 ...sad.
我明白 I understand.
在纽约过得好吗？ So, how are things in New York?
很好 真的好极了 Great. Really good.
听说你不念悼词了 谁出的馊主意？ What's with this nonsense about you not doing the eulogy?
是的 丹尼尔会念悼词的 That's right. Daniel is gonna do the eulogy.
那可真是遗憾啊 Well that's a dams shame.
我是说 我相信丹尼尔会做得很好 但是... I mean, I'm sure Daniel will be fine but...
不管怎样 你是家里的唯一作家 ...after all you're the writer in the family.
抱歉 我先离开一会 Will you just excuse me a second?
那么 So...
有什么新书要出版吗？ ...any new books coming out?
我先把我的东西准备好 I'll get my things together.
当然 Sure.
你还好吗？ You alright?
每个人都想要听罗伯特 读那该死的悼词 Every single bloody person wants Robert to do the eulogy.
他也是我的父亲 不是吗？ He's my father too isn't he?
我也有资格读那该死的悼词 I'm entitled to the bloody eulogy.
你当然是了 Of course.
而且这将会是所有人听过的 最好的悼词 And it's gonna be the best bloody eulogy anybody has ever heard.
好吗？ Alright?
听说了吗？ 罗伯特不会念悼词了 Looks like Robert won't be doing the eulogy.
你刚才说什么？ What did you just say?
我说你给西蒙的安定 实际上不是安定 I said the valium you gave Simon wasn't actually a valium.
而是能引起幻觉的药片 It's a hallucinegenic concoction.
就像是迷幻药 酶斯卡灵之类的 只是剂量要小些 You know, stuff lice acid, mescalin, a little smaller though
这可不能随便开玩笑特洛伊 This isn't funny Troy.
我没有开玩笑 你看看他 I'm not being funny. Look at him.
你真是个蠢货 You're absolutely stupid
你怎么能随便在桌上放那些东西？ How can you leave stuff like that, on your flat?
我以为不会有人拿走 I didn't think that someone will take it.
谁会随便拿别人桌上的东西？ Who goes to someone else's flat and take anything?
那是个安定药瓶 it was a valium bottle.
靠 特洛伊 Fuck, Troy.
我该怎么办？ What am I to do?
我要告诉他吗？ Should I tell him?
不 别那样 No! Don't do that.
你会让他彻底失控的 You'll freak him out completely.
我们要密切照看好他 We should keep a very close eye on him.
保证他不会发疯 Make sure he doesn't get out of control.
不要让他和人交谈太久 And don't let him spend too long talking to one person.
妈的 Damn.
嘿爸爸 你好吗？ Hey dad. How are you doing?
你迟到了 You're late.
嗨 老爸 Hi dad.
嗨 特洛伊 Hi Troy.
你今天是跷课吗？ You're missing Univercity today?
别担心 我会补上的 Nothing to worry. I'll catch up.
我知道 我不是担心你 I know. I'm not worried about you.
我看到你把朋友也带来了 I see you brought your friend along.
他是西蒙 西蒙？ His name is Simon. Simon?
我当然得带他来了 他是我男朋友 Of course I brought him, he's my boyfriend.
玛莎 很高兴见到你 Martha, so good to see you.
我很难过 桑德拉婶婶 我们深切哀悼爱德华叔叔 I'm so sorry aunt Sandra. We'll miss ucle Edward terribly.
是啊 他是个好人 Yeah, he was a great guy.
确实是 Yes he was.
西蒙 这是我... Simon, this is my...
是的 当然... Yeah absolutely...
对您丈夫的死我深表痛心 So sorry about the death.
深表痛心... So sorry...
谢谢 Thank you.
对于一切 ...everything.
咋办？ What are you gonna do?
没办法 No idea.
我不能走 否则桑德拉婶婶就不会再理我了 I can't leave. Aunt Sandra will never speak to me again.
靠 Shit.
嘿 玛莎 Hey Martha.
你看起来不错 You look nice.
我是为葬礼才打扮的 I'm dressed for a funeral.
是的 不过依然是... Yeah, but still...
听说你订婚了 怎么回事？ I heard about the engagement. What's that about?
谁告诉你的？ 我甚至都还没和我爸说 Who told you that? I haven't even told my dad
那家伙就是你未来老公吗？ Is that the guy you're gonna marry?
你要和他共度余生？ You're gonna spend the rest of your life with him?
对头 就是他 Yup, that's him.
西蒙？ Simon?
玛莎... Martha...
快点 Come on!
帮帮我好吗 贾斯丁？ Can you give me a hand Justin?
嘿 丹尼尔 Hi...Daniel.
你有空的话我有事要和你谈谈 There's something I'd like to talk to you about when you have a moment.
好的 我们过会再聊好吗？ Great, do you mind if we do it later?
因为我叔叔埃尔菲来了 Because my uncle Alfie just came in.
当然 Sure.
谢谢你贾斯丁 真感谢你伙计 Thank you Justin. Thank so much mate.
希望没给你添很大麻烦 I hope it wasn't too much hustle.
你好吗 埃尔菲叔叔？ How are you uncle Alfie?
糟透了 Terrible.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gendlemen.
请大家各就各位... If you could all kindly take youw seats...
我们马上开始举行仪式 We're about to begin the service.
西蒙 别动 Simon, please.
让开 Move.
先别开始 Don't start yet.
先别开始 让开 Don't start. Move.
天哪 霍华德 你身上臭死了 Jesus Howard. You stink.
亲人和朋友们 Family and friends.
都是你一个人害的 让我一个人送埃尔菲叔叔上来 Maybe, because you left me to deal with uncle Alfie on my own...
更别说你还抢了我的功劳 ...not to mention you taking all the credit.
你能安静点吗？ Can you please be quiet?
我们先从爱德华 最喜欢的一段文章开始 We'll start with a favorite passage of Edward's...
摘自金詹姆斯圣经 ...from the King James' bible...
塞缪尔的第一部著作 第18章 ...it's the 1st book of Samuel chapter 18.
玛莎 告诉你 Martha, just so you know
刚才我们车里坐着埃尔菲叔叔 We had uncle Alfie in the car with us.
而你却抢走了我的车位 And you took my parking space.
害我一个人推了他半英里上山 And I had to push him half a mile up the hill by myself
我都要虚脱了 Almost fainted
那是我的车位 That was MY parking space.
你要是不闭嘴 If you don't stop this...
我就把你撵出去 把你的肚子里的便便踢出来 ...I'll take you out and kick the living shit out of you.
明白没有？ Do you understand?
怎么回事？ What's going on?
她偷走了我的停车位 She stole my parking space.
什么她偷走了你的停车位 What do you mean she stole your parking space?
现在是葬礼 老实点 This is a funeral Behave yourself.
然后乔纳森 和 大卫订立了契约 Then, Jonathan and David made a covennant.
因为他爱他入爱自己的灵魂 Because he loved him as his own soul.
于是乔纳森的灵魂 And so it came to pass that the soul of Jonathan...
便和大卫的灵魂结合在一起 ...was knit with the soul of David.
乔纳森脱下他身上的长袍 And Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was upon him...
交给大卫 ...and gave it to David.
还有他的外衣和佩剑 And his garments, even his sword...
他的弓箭 ...and his bow...
和腰带 ...and his belt.
现在爱德华的儿子丹尼尔 会给我们说几句话 Now, we'll have a few words from Edward's son, Daniel.
大家好 Hi, everyone.
感谢这么多人的到来 Thanks for so many of you coming.
没想到我爸竟如此受欢迎 I never realised Dad was so popular.
事实上 似乎现在他死后拥有的朋友 In fact, it seems he has more friends now...
比他身前的朋友更多 ...that he's dead, from when he was alive.
我父亲是个杰出的人 My father was an exceptional man.
他出生在1938年 就在二战爆发的前一年 He was born in 1938 just a year before the war.
我不会忘记父亲那次带我们 I'll never forget the time when Dad took us...
去他成长的地方 ...to the place where he grew up.
在赛瑟克斯一个靠近克劳依的小镇 Near a town called Crowley at Sassex.
这几年由于 It's changed a lot over the years...
盖特维克航空公司的扩张而改变很大 ...with the expansion of Gatwick airport.
实际上 它现在已经变成一个繁荣的小镇 Actually, it's something of a commuter town now...
部分原因是因其和伦敦的相似之处 ...partly because of it's proximity to London.
我小的时候 父亲拥有牧场 When my father was young it had pastures
还有土地和温室 And fields and greenery.
爸爸常常会在乡下 An Dad would run around the countryside for hours...
和他童年挚友鲍勃一玩就是几小时 ...with his close boyhood friend, Bob.
他告诉我们他夏天怎么骑脚踏车... He told how they spend summer days riding bikes...
你看到了吗？ Did you see that?
棺材刚才动了一下 The coffin just moved.
在湖里游泳... ...and swimming in the lake.
爸爸的... Dad's...
爸爸的第一份工作 Dad's first work, was working after school...
是放学后做学徒 ...as an apprentice...
拜一个叫汤普森先生的电工为师 ...for an electrician named Mr. Tompshon
又来了 It happened again!
我告诉你 那口棺材在动 I'm telling you, the coffin is moving!
西蒙 请安静点 Simon, please calm down.
棺材在动 真的 The coffin is moving, I tell you!
有个活人在里面 There's someone alive in there!
西蒙 你要去哪？ Simon, where are you going?
你们这群人都怎么了？ What the hell is wrong with you all?
看哪 Look at it!
你们没看到吗？ Can't you see?
张开你们的双眼 Open your eyes!
它就在那动个不停 It's moving around in there.
你们看不出来吗？ Can't you see?
西蒙 求你 Simon, please.
你在做什么？ What are you doing there?
停下来 Stop it!
别碰它 Don't touch that!
我要把他救出来 I've got to let him out!
上帝啊 God!
冷静下妈妈 Calm down mom.
难以置信 不是吗？ Unbelievable, wasn't it?
如果你们愿意的话 可以享用茶水和蛋糕 If you like you can have some tea and cake...
我们会尽快通知大家继续 ...and we'll call you as soon as we can.
这他妈的究竟是怎么回事？ What the fuck was all that about?
丹尼尔 我很抱歉 Daniel, I'm so sorry.
那棺材在移动 The coffin was moving...
先回里面去 我等会会解释的 Just go back inside and I'll explain it.
对不起 I'm so sorry.
我确定我听到摩擦的声音了... I'm sure I heard scratching noise...
好了好了 Please...
你还好吗？ Are you alright?
不 No.
而且我还没打电话给银行 And I haven't made the call about the deposit yet.
杀了他 Kill him.
我要杀了他 I'm going to kill him.
爸爸 别管了 Dad, leave it.
别管了？ ! Leave it?!
他破坏了葬礼 He wrecked the funeral.
不是他的错 It wasn't his fault
什么不是他的错？ What do you mean it wasn't his fault?
你桑德拉婶婶快要崩溃了 Your aunt Sandra is in tatters.
我要他现在就滚出去 明白吗？ I want him out of hear, this moment. Is that clear?
告诉我们你和那个滑稽可笑的男人 Tell me you will have nothing to do with that...
不会再有任何关系了 ...ridiculous man, ever again.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不 我做不到 No, I can't do that.
为什么不能？ Why not?
因为我们就要同居了 Because we're moving in together.
上帝啊 God.
你是不是完全失去理智了？ Have you completely lost your senses?
他实际不像这样的 他吃了些要然后... He's not actually like this. He took some drugs and...
就变成那样疯疯癫癫的了 ...and made him act like this.
药？ 什么药？ Drugs? What drugs?
他吃了些安定 有点不良反应 He took some valium and had a bad reaction.
安定？ Valium?
是的 Yes.
仅此而已 That's it.
我们晚点再来算账 We'll talk about this later.
西蒙？ Simon?
玛莎... Martha...
好了 过来坐下 Okay... Come and sit down.
好的简 很感谢你 Alright Janet. I appreciate that.
伙计你还好吗？ Are you alright mate?
很糟糕不是吗？ That was awful, wasn't it?
他就像条死鱼一样倒在你妈面前 He fell in front of your your mom like a dead trout...
霍华德 别说了 Howard, please...
抱歉 只是... Yeah sorry. It's just...
你不能预料它会发生 ...you never know when it's gonna happen to you.
就像我 我得了这... Like me. I've got this...
一块奇怪的皮肤 ...weird patch of skin
几个星期前就有了 I've had that a couple of weeks...
完全不晓得怎么回事 ...with no idea what it is...
干吗不问问维克多叔叔？ 他是医生 Why not show it to my uncle Victor? He's a doctor.
好主意 Good idea.
我发誓我看到它在动了 I swear I saw it moving.
我发誓我看到它在动了 就没有人看见吗？ I swear I saw it moving. No one else saw it?
我发誓我看到它在动了 我肯定是发疯了 I swear I saw it moving. I must be going mad.
我的手怎么变成这么大只了 My hands are so big!
西蒙 听我说 我得告诉你点事 Simon. listen to me. I need to tell you something.
你记得我刚才给你吃的安定吗？ You know I gave you some valium earlier?
记得 Yes.
嗯…… Well...
结果看来…… ...it turns out...
那根本不是什么安定 ...it wasn't actually valium at all.
你听得到我说话吗？ Can you hear me?
哈喽？ Hello?
我们现在可以开始了吗？ You think we can start now?
我相信可以了 I believe yes.
你觉得怎么样桑德拉？ How do you feel Sandra?
你好医生 Hello doctor.
我这块皮褪色了好几个星期了 I've had this skin discoloration for a couple of weeks now...
完全没有好转 我知道只是一小块 It's not going anywhere. I know it's just a small patch...
但是很奇怪 是挺奇怪的不是吗？ ...but it's weird. It does look weird, doesn't it?
维克多 我要回去了 Victor, I'm going back now.
你应该去看看皮肤科医生 You should probably go see a dermatologist.
你觉得是怎么回事？ What do you think it is?
看起来像某种色素变异 It looks like some kind of pigment mutation.
色素变异？ Pigment mutation?
大概是过敏反应 Probably some allergic reaction to...
...贝壳 坚果 ...shellfish, nuts.
什么坚果？ What kind of nuts?
不清楚 花生 杏仁... 我得走了 Don't know. Peanuts, almonds... Excuse me.
你现在明白了吗？ Do you see now?
是？ Yes?
是一种迷药 It's hallucinatenic
建议你放松点... My advice is to relax...
...顺其自然吧 ...and just go with the flow.
把它当成一种享受 Try and enjoy it.
你! You!
西蒙! Simon!
这要持续多久？ How long does it last?
我不知道 I don't know.
西蒙! Simon!
8小时左右？ Around 8 hours?
8小时？ 8 hours of this?
西蒙 我们走 Simon let go.
你! You!
西蒙？ Simon?
放开我 我要把它吐出来 Let me go. I'm going to be sick.
西蒙 回来 Simon, get back.
西蒙. Simon.
想和你说两句 玛莎... A word with you Martha...
对不起... I'm sorry, excuse me...
他要吐了 Oh God, he's gonna be sick!
怎么样？ Is it okay in there?
西蒙 没事吧？ Simon are you okay?
西蒙. Simon.
西蒙 让我进去 Simon, let me in.
西蒙 Simon.
玛莎？ Martha?
你有见过一个药瓶吗 Did you happen to see a pill bottle?
该死！ Shit
西蒙？ Simon?
好吧! Right!
挺住! Keep it together!
挺住... Keep it together...
你可以应付 You can do this.
你是 西蒙 斯密斯. You're Simon Smith.
你是推销员 You're a solicitor.
8小时... 8 hours...
没事的 No problem.
8小时... 8 hours is at...
手表在哪里 Where's my watch?
现在已经过了... It's already been...
西蒙 开门 Simon, open the door.
还有7小时 7 hours to go. God, Jesus!
混蛋! Fuck!
混蛋! Fuck.
不用担心 It's nothing to worry about.
混蛋! Jesus! Fuck!
过度悲伤会使人行为失常 不是吗？ Grief does strange things to people doesn't it?
是 Yeah.
你还记得吗 我想和你谈一谈 If you remember, I have something to talk to you about.
对 Oh yes, yes.
哪里僻静一点 我们去那儿谈 Is there some place quiet we can go?
好 Sure.
你在写书吗 Are you writing a book?
对 Yes.
和你哥一样 Like your brother.
是 但我写些不同的东西 Well yes, but I write different.
他是一个伟大的作家 不是吗？ He's a great writer isn't he?
是啊 Yes, he is.
那么... Anyway...
实际上... Yes, actually...
...我想让你看几张照片 ...i have some photos i wanted to show you.
好 Okay.
-可以吗？ -坐吧 - May I? - Sure
最近几个月里... We became quite close your father and I...
...我和你父亲关系很好 ...the last few months.
我们经常在一起 Ended up spending quite a lot of time together.
没错. Right.
这是我和你父亲在李金斯 公园照的 Here's me and your father at Ridgens Park.
嗯 Ah, yes
这是我们在伦敦巴士车顶上 And here we are on top of those London buses
我照的一点也不好 Terrible picture of me.
你们在哪里认识的？ Where did you and my dad meet?
就在附近 Just around.
西蒙 Simon.
你怎么样了？ Are you alright?
没事，没事…… Yes, yes...
接着来... Keep on coming, you...
...和其他的到一起去 ...and join the others.
到一起去... Join the others and...
这是我们参加一个化装晚会... Here we are at a fancy costume party...
...在肯星顿 ...in Kensington
你父亲打扮成一个罗马士兵 That's your dad dressed up as a Roman centurion
你们到底是什么样的朋友？ In what capacity were you actually friends with my dad?
我不想冒犯你... I mean no offense...
...但父亲从来没有提起过你... ...but he never mentioned you to me...
...但你却有这么多他的照片... ...and you have all these pictures with him...
……就好像你们是…… ...as if you were...
“荧幕女神” "Screen Goddesses"
天啦 Oh God
噢，天哪 Oh my God!
我知道这会让你很吃惊 I know this might come as quite a shock to you
他应该告诉你的... I'm sure he would have told you himself...
...但是他不知道你会有什么反应 ...but he wasn't sute how you'd react.
我妈妈知道这件事吗？ My mother knows of this?
不知道 No.
她不可能知道 And there's no reason she should find out.
只要我能得到属于我的东西 As long as I get what's owed to me.
什么？ What?
我想我应该得到点什么 Well, I think I deserve something.
我是你父亲的情人 Your father and I were lovers.
在他的遗嘱里什么都没有留给我 He left me absolutely nothing in his will.
你能明白我的心情吗 How do you think that makes me feel?
我来告诉你 I'll tell you how it makes me feel.
低贱 Cheap.
像低贱的妓女 Like a cheap slut.
你不认为我应该值点钱吗？ Don't you think i deserve something?
你想要什么？ What do you want?
我要15000镑 Well I think 15.000 pounds should do it.
15000镑？ 15.000 pounds?
这钱够我买栋房子的啦 I'm supposed to be bying a flat.
你看着办吧 Well that's up to you.
等一下... Wait a minute...
你认为你来这里... You think you can come in here and show me...
...让我看的这些照片... ...pictures of you and my dad...
...就可以当做证据了吗？ ...on a bus, and that counts as proof?
这什么也证明不了 That's no fucking proof.
这是什么？ What's that?
天啊 Jesus
我本来不想的 Now, I don't want to
但我现在要出去把照片给每一个人看 But I'll go out there and I'll show these photos to every single person.
你真的愿意我那样做吗？ Do you really want me to do that?
你在这儿等着 You wait here.
等着 Wait here.
丹尼尔 Daniel.
我正告诉乔治 当我们还是小孩子的时候... I was telling George here how when we were boys,...
...你父亲喜欢让我们脱光了洗澡 ...your dad loved to makes us go naked to take a bath
西蒙 开门 Simon, open the door.
要我帮忙吗？ Anything I can do to help?
不需要 谢谢 Not really. Thanks
没有出状况吧？ Everything under control?
西蒙？ Simon?
下个周末做什么？ So what are you doing next weekend?
我有几张好票 还有后台票... I've got a couple of tickets and backstage passes...
贾斯丁 我现在有很多事要做... Look Justin. I've got a lot on my plate right now...
...不能和你瞎扯 ...and I can't deal with your shit.
能不能不来烦我？ Can you please just go away?
请 Please.
西蒙？ Simon?
可以和你谈谈？ Can I talk to you?
现在不行 Not now.
这很重要 It's important.
好吧. It's okay.
对不起 Excuse us.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
那个我们都不认识的小个子... Remember the little guy from before that we didn't know...
...那个矮人 ...the short guy.
嗯. Yeah.
我刚才和他一起在书房 I was just beeing with him in the study.
然后？ And?
他让我看了些照片 He showed me these pictures.
嗯. Yeah.
他和父亲的照片 - Of him and dad. - Right.
他和父亲在一起的照片 Of him and dad together.
对. Right.
他和父亲一起在肯星顿参加晚会... Him and dad together at parties in Kensington...
这有意义吗？ 因为... Is this going anywhere? 'Cause...
他们在一起住 He was shacking dad.
该死的 Fuck off.
你骗我？ You shitting me?
没有骗你 是真的 I'm not shitting you. I'm telling you.
他让我看了那些照片 很恶心 He showed me the pictures. I feel sick.
你是说 What are you saying?
爸爸是同性恋？ Dad was a gay?
是这样的 That's what I'm saying.
爸爸欺骗了妈妈？ And he was cheating on mom?
很明显 Evidentely.
和那个侏儒... With that little...
是的 Yes.
我知道这让人很不舒服... I know it's a bombshell...
...但现在问题是那侏儒想要钱 ...but the concern right now is that he wants money.
什么意思 What do you mean?
他要钱 15000镑 He wants money. He wants 15.000 pounds.
让他去死吧 Tell him to go fuck himself.
你不明白吗？ 他有照片 Don't you understand? He's got the pictures.
如果我们不给钱他就会把这件事宣扬出去... If we don't give him the money he's gonna tell everybody here...
...宣扬他们生活的细节 ...the most intimate details of their sex life.
我可不想听 Well I don't want to hear those intimate details.
对 Exactly.
我们怎么办？ What 're we gonna do?
该死. Shit
想一想吧 Think then.
那好吧... Well okay, alright...
这儿真无聊 What a fucking waste of time.
不知道为什么我觉得好烦 I don't know why I even bothered.
我打扮得这么好... I dressed up and everything...
她却只在乎那个白痴... And she's more interested in that idiot...
...看都不看我 ...than she's in me.
这个世界糟透了 I tell you, this world is severely fucked.
听起来很严重 不是吗？ Sounds serious. Doesn't it?
-什么？ -色素紊乱 - What? - Pigment mutation.
尝尝这个？ 我想里面有杏仁 Can you taste this? I think it has almonds in it.
是吗? Yeah?
丹尼尔的叔叔说我对杏仁过敏 So, Daniel's uncle said I'm allergic to almonds.
那就别吃了 Don't eat it then.
好朋友 尝一尝 看看是什么 Be a friend. Taste it. Tell me what you think.
不 No.
尝一下嘛 Come on taste it.
我不尝 I won't.
尝尝 求你了 Come on, please. Can't you just do me a favor?
滚开 Will you please fuck off.
有没有见过一个药瓶？ Have you seen a pill bottle lying around
看起来像装镇静剂的 it looked like a valium bottle.
没有 No.
该死. Shit.
很快就会过去的 It won't be long now.
我们进去吧 Shall we go inside?
等一会儿吧 in a minute.
医生 你... Doctor, could you...
喂 Hello
我很同情... I'm sorry about...
谢谢 Thank you.
失去丈夫一定很痛苦 It must me terrible losing a husband.
但你还这么年轻 You're still so young.
会再嫁人吗？ Are you gonna get married again?
这个不好回答 不是吗？ it's not an easy thing to say, isn't it?
这也太糟糕了 人死了... It's just terrible isn't it? People die...
太糟糕 How awful is that.
我认识一个人... There was a guy that I know...
...因为他叫他妈"麋" 所以被人杀死了 ...someone stubbed him to death because he called his mother "moose".
他的脖子... And the guy just...
...被人捅了一刀 ...stubbed him right in the neck.
切到了主动脉 He cut a major artery.
要知道好多血喷出来... And you want believe how much blood...
到处都是... was bursting absolutely everywhere...
最荒谬的是凶手... And the ridiculus thing is that the guy who did it...
...告诉警察他根本不知道什么是"麋" ...told the police later, he didn't even know what "moose" was.
那个蛋糕里有杏仁吗 The cake has almonds in it?
没关系 It's alright. Doesn't matter.
失陪了 Excuse me.
和你谈话真愉快 Nice taliking to you.
我再问一下 Let me rephrase the question.
你怎么说最好我来付钱？ What do you mean it's best that i pay the money?
你依靠爸爸妈妈生活了很长时间 你一定有一些钱 Well you've been living off mom and dad. You must have some money left.
我不能相信... I haven't been...
我付了所有葬礼的费用 罗伯特 I payed for this entire funeral Robert.
等等 Wait a second.
你怎么知道那家伙没有骗你？ How do you know this guy isn't bullshiting you?
天啊! God!
西蒙？ Simon?
西蒙？ 榆殪镯;
西蒙？ Simon?
西蒙! Simon!
Si？ Si?
...mon! ...mon!
我想是时候继续进行葬礼了... I think we're just about ready to resume the ceremony...
再等5分钟 好吗 Would you mind giving us 5 minutes?
-好的 -谢谢 - Of course. - Thanks.
出了什么事？ What's going on?
很抱歉 我们搬出去的计划... I'm really sorry but I think our moving out plans...
...要推迟一下了 只推迟一小会 ...will have to be put on hold. Just for a little while.
什么意思？ 为什么？ What do you mean? Why?
现在没有时间解释 I don't have time to explain right now.
我实在是没有办法了才这么做的 I wouldn't do this unless i really had to.
什么原因？ What's the reason?
以后告诉你 I can't explain right now, okay?
你就是那个敲诈我们的恶棍 So you're the blackmailing prick.
你在做什么! What're you doing with that?
这是我的手稿 不能让别人看 It's my manuscript. it's not to be read by anyone.
丹尼尔 如果你不想让别人看 You shouldn't leave it lying around Daniel...
...就应该把它收好 ...if you don't want people to read it.
这是我的办公室 This is my office.
大家回到正题上来吧 Guys! Can we just get to the point?
好吧 Fine by me.
我给你开张支票 这件事就算了结了 I'll write you this check and that's the end of it. Yes?
你把照片给我们 以后永远不要再来打扰我们 You give us the photos and you stay out of our lives for ever.
就是这样了 - Yeah? - That's the deal.
你第一次尝试吧？ Is that your first attempt?
什么？ What?
你第一次写小说 不是吗？ That's your fisrt novel isn't it?
是的 Yeah.
那么？ So?
没什么 No, nothing.
我以前有一次试过写小说 但是写不好 I tried to write once. it didn't work for me.
我想能力是天生的 要么有 要么就没有 I think it's like a gift. You either have it or you don't.
丹尼尔 在你哥哥的名声之下... It must be hard for you though, Daniel...
...你一定过得不好 ...living up to youw brother's reputation.
总在哥哥的阴影下生活 Always living in the shadow of a sibling like that.
顺便说一下... By the way...
...我看了你最近的小说 ...i read your latest novel.
写得真好 Really good stuff.
谢谢 Thanks.
好啊 就这样吧 Alright. That's it.
丹尼尔 你到底在做什么？ Daniel, what the hell are you doing?
我不会给这个混蛋任何一分钱 There's no way I'm giving this ass a penny of my money.
不要做傻事 Don't be ridiculus.
为什么不可以？ Why should I?
他在我们举行葬礼时... He comes in here in the day of our father's fuberal...
...敲诈我们 还诋毁我的小说 ...he tries to blackmail us and bad mouths my novel.
他以为他是谁？ Who does he think he is?
他有照片 He has the photos.
让他把照片给别人看吧 我不在乎 Let him show the photos. I don't care.
丹尼尔 Daniel.
不 罗伯特 我不干了 知道吗？ No Robert. I give up, okay?
我不干了 我受不了了 I give up. I can't take anymore.
他想干什么就随他去 If that's what he's going to do, fine, let him do it.
好啊 No problem.
干什么？ What?
等等 等等 Wait, wait...
请让开 Please, get out of my way.
我们再谈谈 Let's discuss this a minute.
没什么好谈的 There's nothing to discuss.
给我让开 Get out of my way.
快过来帮忙 丹尼尔 Get up and help, Daniel!
你在干什么 罗伯特 What are you doing Robert?
拿根绳子来 Get a rope or something!
这儿没绳子 We don't have any rope.
有没有别的东西 Get something...
那儿 窗帘上面 There, from the curtain.
拿到了 Take it.
绑住他的腿 Tie his legs.
上帝啊 罗伯特 这可不是什么好主意 Jesus Robert. This is a really bad idea.
男人真不是东西 Fucking men.
怎么了 Tell me about it.
丹尼尔 把那条领带拿过来 Daniel, get that tie.
干什么 Why?
快拿过来 Just get it.
用这东西干吗？ What are we gonna do with it?
-干什么都行 -我不知道要干吗 - Do whatever - But I don't know.
堵住他的嘴 Stuff it in his mouth.
上帝啊 This is ridiculus.
丹尼尔 Daniel?
上帝啊 快关门 Jesus. Shut the door!
怎么了 发生什么事了 他是谁？ Why? What's going on? Who's that?
他癫痫发作了 It's a seizure.
天哪 真的吗？ God...really?
我正好找到一瓶安定 I just found some valium.
带了过来 Bring them here.
要吃多少？ How many?
我不知道 I don't know.
一把 A handfull.
是么 好的 Really? Okay.
等等 掉了一颗 Wait, you dropped one.
弄开他的嘴 Open his mouth.
好了 Okay.
这下没事了 It will be alright.
你们谁见过一个小药瓶？ Have you seen a little bottle?
上帝啊 霍华德 Jesus, Howard...
我跟你说了让你锁上门的 ...i told you to lock the fucking door.
你只是说要我关上门 You said to shut the fucking door.
发生了什么事？ What's going on?
他癫痫发作了 Oh, he's having a seizure.
癫痫？ Seizure?
那他为什么被绑着？ Why is he all tied up?
你好 Hello.
他勒索你？ 为什么？ He's blackmailing you? Over what?
这并不重要 It doesn't matter now.
你说不重要是什么意思？ What do you mean it doeasn't matter?
这是我的私事 It's personal.
为什么？ Why?
他说这是他的私事 He said it's personal.
可为什么不说清楚？ But why?
不管怎样 相信我们 Just trust us.
这家伙不是好人 This is not a good guy.
那我们该怎么处置他？ So, what are we gonna do with him?
-我们该怎么办？ -我不知道 - What're we gonna do? - I don't know.
你不知道是什么意思？ What do you mean you don't know?
闭嘴 丹尼尔 我受够你了 Shut up Daniel. I've had enough.
安定的药效能持续多长时间？ How long is the valium gonna last?
你说什么？ What is it?
-安定？ -是的 - Valium? - Yeah.
是的 我找到一瓶安定 Yeah, I found those valium.
给他吃了些让他安静下来 谢谢 We gave him a few to calm him down. Thank you.
天哪 Shit.
怎么了？ What is it?
有什么不对？ What's wrong?
该死的! Fuck!
怎么了？ What?
问题是 Thing is...
这不是安定 ...it's not really valium.
这是迷幻药 It's mostly acid.
什么？ ! What?!
西蒙误食了一颗 所以才会行为异常 Simon took one by mistake, that's why he's acting like this.
那你带这个干什么？ And what are you doing with this?
这是给我朋友带的 They're for a friend.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你是说 You're telling us that..
玛莎的男朋友只吃了一颗就打翻了棺材 Martha's boyfriend who knocked over dad's coffin had just 1 of these things
你刚才给他吃了多少？ And you gave him how many?
5颗 5.
这不能怪我 You can't blame me for this.
可怜的家伙 Poor bastard.
我们应该叫救护车 We should call an ambulance.
那么做你就完蛋了 Can't do that. You'll be screwed.
人们会发现他被强行喂食毒品 They're gonna find out he's been force-fed hard drugs.
他吃了这东西会怎么样？ 会死吗？ What's gonna happen? Is he gonna die?
不会 No.
我是说 我觉得不会 That is, I don't think so.
丹尼尔？ Daniel?
罗伯特？ Robert?
我们马上就出来 妈妈 We'll be out in a minute, mom.
我们得出去一下 We need to go outside.
你们俩待在这儿看着他 You two stay here and look after him.
看着他？ Look after him?
什么意思？ 我们该怎么做？ What do you mean? What're we supposed to do?
别让他跑了 Make sure he doesn't escape.
把门锁好 Lock the door behind us.
妈妈 什么事？ Hi mom. How's it going?
戴维斯神父有事跟你说 Revenant Davis needs to speak to you.
我们现在能继续仪式吗？ Can we resume the service now?
我三点钟还有事 I need to leave until 3.
好的 但我们还有事要谈 Yes, that's great. But we need to have a chat.
我们能再失陪5分钟吗？ So can we take 5 more minutes?
-当然 -有什么事？ - Of course. - Is there a problem?
上帝啊 Jesus.
你他妈怎么不把钱给他？ Why didn't you just pay him the fucking money?
我的茶呢？ Where's my tea?
什么事让你这么烦？ What's your problem?
女人 Women.
女人 女人 Women, women...
跟你说说女人的事吧 Let me tell you something about women.
我年轻的时候 When I was a young man...
经常跟村里最漂亮的姑娘约会 ...i use to go out with the most beautiful woman in the village.
她走到哪里都是焦点 She'd walk into the room and everyone's eyes would turn.
所有人都想跟她上床 Everyone wanted to fuck her.
当然她也喜欢成为焦点 And of course she liked the attention...
我得去拉屎了 I have to take a shit.
你竟然给他吃了5颗 I can't believe you gave him 5 pills.
这能怪我吗？ Who can we blame for this?
就是安定也不能喂5颗啊 你没有常识吗？ Even if it was valium, you should never give him 5. Don't you know anything?
在药剂方面我是不懂 No, I don't know about giving pills.
有人吗？ Hello?
什么事？ Yes?
我要上厕所 I need the toilet.
你用楼上的厕所好吗？ Could you use the one upstairs?
我坐着轮椅呢 你这个白痴 I'm on a wheelchair you fucking idiot.
我怎么上楼啊 How am I supposed to get upstairs?
快开门 Open the door.
等一下 Wait a minute.
上帝啊 God.
我们怎么办？ What do we do?
把他放到沙发后面 Put him behind the couch.
我们在找钥匙 We're looking for the key.
快点 Hurry.
闭嘴 Shut up!
快点 Hurry up!
来了 Coming.
你好 Hello.
你们这帮烂人怎么回事？ What the hell is wrong with you people?
我都要把屎拉到裤子上了 I'm about to shit in my trousers.
快点 Come on.
贾斯丁你想干吗？ Justin, what is it now?
只是想跟你谈谈 Just want to talk to you.
请别再烦我了 Please don't make me go through this again.
你在害怕什么呢 玛莎？ What are you so afraid of, Martha?
我知道你对我有感觉 I know you feel the same way.
你不能否认我们在一起很快乐 You can't fight what we had together.
贾斯丁那只是一夜情 是个错误 Justin, it was one night, it was a massive mistake.
我那晚喝醉了 跟驴做爱都行 I was drunk and out of my mind. It could have been a donkey.
他哪里比我好？ What's he got that i don't have?
好 我说 Okay.
他有责任心 For one thing, he's responsible...
体贴 聪明 ...he's thoughtfull, he's intelligent...
人很可靠 够了吗？ ...he's stable... Is that enough for you?
别把错都推到我身上 Stop acting as if this is all my fault.
是谁把他打倒还绑起来的 I'm not the one who attacked the guy and tied him up.
妈妈需要人照顾 Someone had to look out for mom.
自你离开去了纽约后 I've been looking out mom since you dissapeared...
我一直都在照顾妈妈 ...and went to New York...
而你却忙着跟那帮名流们瞎混 ...to fool around with your celebrity friends.
你怎么能这么说 You're really unbelievable.
你就是怀恨在心 对不对？ You can't get over it, can you?
我对什么怀恨在心？ Get over what?
你一直都在嫉妒我 You're burning with jealousy...
你花了三年的时间写一本小说 ...because you spend 3 years working on a novel...
却看都不敢给人看 ...and you won't even let anyone see it.
我为什么要给人看？ And why should I?
那你要怎么样？ 希望等你死了 What will you do? Wait until you're dead?
它会被发表？ And hope that it gets published?
你写的都是没用的垃圾 You just write common crap.
那不是垃圾 It's not crap.
你这个伪君子 You're a hypocrite.
你是最自私的人 And you're the most selfish...
丹尼尔 出了什么事？ Daniel, what's going on?
这可是你父亲的葬礼 This is your father's funeral.
待会再说 简 Not now, Jane.
你们怎么这样？ Why are you acting like this?
简 待会再说 Jane, not now...
是公寓的事 对吗？ It's about the flat isn't it?
什么 What?
因为你不想搬出去 是么？ Because you don't want to go do you?
简 Jane...
告诉她 丹尼尔 Tell her Daniel.
告诉我什么？ Tell me what?
简 你记不记得我跟你说过的 Jane, do you remember that short...
那个小个子男人？ ...man, that I pointed at earlier?
-记得吗 -记得 - You remember? - Yes.
他和爸爸有染 It turns out, he had an affair with dad.
他威胁我们 跟我们要15000英镑 And now he's blackmailing us into giving him 15.000 pounds...
否则就把他和爸爸的照片公之于众 ...or else he's going to show the pictures where they're doing...stuff.
-做爱的照片 -是的 - Sex stuff. - Yeah.
你们在开玩笑吧？ Is this some short of a sick joke?
这可不是什么玩笑 Of course it's not a sick joke.
你爸爸是同性恋？ Your father was gay?
-快点 -知道了 - Hurry up. - I am...
快点 Hurry up.
我憋不住了 快点! I'm going to go! Hurry up!
-快 -把这个给我 - Quick. - Give me that.
把我抱起来 快点 Lift me. Help me.
我在使劲呢 I am.
抱着我的脖子 Put your arms around me.
把我抱起来 Lift me.
上帝啊! Christ!
你有一吨重! You weigh a ton
-你把我弄起来了？ -是的 - You got me? - Yes I've got you.
当然 Sure I got you.
快点! Quickly!
知道了 我在找马桶的位置 Alright. I'm trying to see where the toilet is.
把我裤子脱了 Get my trousers down.
见鬼 Shit...
不 你自己来 我抱着你 No, you do it. I'll hold you.
我自己怎么脱？ 我可是残疾人 How can I do it? I'm handicapped.
快给我脱下来! Get it down!
妈的 Fuck
-快点 -知道了 - Hurry up - I am
好了 脱下来了 Alright, do it.
还有内裤 内裤 Underpants, underpants...
脱下来 快点 Move it, come on.
快 快 Quick, quick...
快出来了 快出来了 I have to go I have to go...
脱下来了 都脱下来了! it's down. Everything is down!
-我在马桶上面？ -我不知道 - Over there? - I don't know.
我在马桶上面？ Over there?
是的 Yes.
-你确定？ -当然 坐下! - Are you sure? - Yes sit down!
-确定？ -坐下 - Sure? - Sit down!
坐下 Sit down!
等等 等一会儿 Wait! Wait a moment!
舒服多了 Oh, that's better.
天哪 God.
天哪! God!
怎么这么吵？ What's with all the noise?
上帝! Oh God!
霍华德？ Howard?
我要洗干净 洗干净! Please. Clean up!
霍华德？ Howard?
什么事？ What?
你脸上还有 You missed a bit.
比起蹲监狱你那一嘴屎根本就不算什么 The shit in your mouth will be the least to worry about if we get caught.
我嘴里有屎 I've got shit in my mouth?
去看看他怎么样了 Check him. Touch him.
你还好吗 伙计？ Are you alright mate?
再试试 try again.
伙计？ Mate?
把他叫醒 Wake him up.
伙计 Mate.
他叫什么名字？ What's his name?
我不知道 I don't know.
试试飞利浦 try Philip.
飞利浦？ Philip?
飞利浦？ 醒醒伙计 Philip? Wake up mate.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
该死 Shit
飞利浦？ Philip?
他可能不叫飞利浦 He might not be a Philip.
可能是别的什么名字 Maybe something else.
掐他 Pinch him.
试试 掐他 Please. Pinch him.
伙计？ Mate?
他好像还有呼吸 I think he's breathing.
什么？ What?
他一定还有呼吸 He must be breathing.
上帝啊 Shit.
-他还好吗？ -不 - Is he okay? - No.
他死了 He's dead.
如果是这样 我们就得把钱给他 If that's the way it is, we have to give him the money.
没那么简单 It's not that simple.
为什么？ Why not?
丹尼尔拒绝了他 Daniel refused to pay, so...
事情就麻烦了 ...we're completely fucked.
给我闭嘴 Just shut up.
借过 Sorry.
对不起 我过一下好吗？ Hi, sorry, may I come through?
过一下 谢谢 Just getting through. Thank you.
你怎么这么笑 霍华德？ Why are you smiling like that Howard?
你们能不能 i wonder if I could ask you too...
跟我来一下书房？ ...come to the study for a second?
我们一会儿就回来 We'll be back soon.
好的 Alright.
是我 霍华德 It's Howard.
天哪 发生什么事了？ Jesus. What is this?
快把维克多叔叔叫来 It's... Call uncle Victor.
不行 No point.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
你看他 身体都硬了 Look at him. He's stone dead.
你们对他做了什么？ ! What the hell did you do to him?!
我们什么都没干 We didn't do anything.
他自己在茶几上撞破了头 He hit his head on the corner.
他自己撞破了头？ Hit his head on the corner?
他自己撞的 就是这样 怎么了？ 你想说什么？ He hit his head. That's what happened. Why? What do you think?
这真是太糟了 This is really bad.
这实在是非常，非常糟 This is really, really bad.
我们该怎么办？ What're we gonna do?
我真的要走了 Actually, I really got to go.
你那儿也不能去 You're not going anywhere.
我可不想坐牢 I can't go to prison.
你知道他们在监狱里会怎么对待我样的人吗？ You have any idea what they do to blockes like me in prison?
我可不想坐牢 I can't go to prison
霍华德 冷静下来 Howard. Just calm down.
现在... Now...
这儿没有人认识这个人，对吧？ Nobody here knows, who this guy is right?
甚至不知道他的名字 They don't even know his name.
而且很可能没人注意到他 Probably didn't even notice him.
没有人注意到他？ 他可只有4尺高! Didn't notice him? He's 4 fucking feet tall.
算了 我们把尸体处理了，就当什么都没有发生过一样 Alright. We'll just get rid of the body as if he came and left.
把尸体处理了？ Get rid of the body?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
我们怎么处理这具尸体？ What do we know about getting rid of bodies?
你打算怎么做，难道把他扔到垃圾垃里？ What are you gonna do. Will you throw him out in the rubbish?
你们有没有注意到... Any of you happened to notice...
...爱德华叔叔的棺材？ ...the size of uncle Eddie's coffin?
你是说把他和我爸爸一起埋了？ Are you suggesting that we bury him with my father?
为什么不呢？ Why not?
他不会介意的，对吧？ it's not like he's gonna know, is he?
问题不在这 That's not the point.
我觉得这行得通，丹尼尔 it makes sense Daniel.
棺材准备好了，墓也准备好了... The coffin is there, the hole in the ground is there...
...他们去了， 那就没事了。 ...they go, and that's all. End of story.
除非你有更好的建议 Unless you got a better suggestion.
我说，想想看... I mean, come on look...
...生活中总有些让你难以接受的事 ...you got to do whatever it is in life
...但你却不得不去做 ...that get you up the most.
是的 Yeah.
但是也许我不再只想着 我，我，我，... But maybe I don't consider my life anymore as being me,me,me...
...也许我发现了些我自身以外让我关心的事 ...maybe I've discovered something out of myself that I care about.
也许你也该这样 贾斯汀 And maybe you should do it too, Justin.
这有些苛刻 因为我真得很在意你 That's a bit harsh, 'cause i really care about you.
不，贾斯汀 你只关心你自己 No Justin. You care about you.
你只关心我对你的影响 You care about me in relation to how I affect you.
这就是不同之处 There's a difference.
不对 并不是这样的 No. That's not true.
玛莎 Martha.
我爱你 玛莎 I love you Martha.
不 贾斯汀， 你并不... No Justin, you don't...
上帝啊， Jesus fucking Christ!
西蒙！ Simon!
西蒙 Simon.
西蒙？ Simon?
西蒙 你到究竟在干什么？ Simon what the hell are you doing?
快穿上你的衣服回来 Come back here and put your clothes on, this instant!
我看见你在吻他 I show you kissing him.
我没有，我发誓。 I wasn't kissing him. I promise you.
你在干什么？ 我们现在正出席一场葬礼 What're you doing? We're in a bloody funeral.
我要跳下去 I'll jump.
- 别傻了 - 我马上就跳！ - Don't be silly. - I'll jump right now!
我发誓 I swear to you
西蒙 别这样 Simon don't be like this
你想起来了吗？药 你吃了迷幻药 Do you remember? Drugs. You got drugs in you.
冷静一下 Just calm down.
西蒙，看着我 Simon, look at me.
贾斯汀，你从这儿滚开 Justin, will you get the fuck out of here?!
我马上就跳 I'm going to do it
我要跳了 I will jump
- 西蒙 看着我！ - 我发誓我会 - Simon look at me! - I swear I am
冷静一下 Please calm down.
- 西蒙，求你了 - 我要跳了！ - Simon, please. - I'm gonna jump!
我要跳了... 我要跳了... I'm going to jump... I'm going to jump...
这不可能，我们不能这么做 This is impossible we cannot do it.
霍华德？ Howard?
你在吗？ Is that you?
操 Shit
你在里面吗？ Are you in there?
嗯 Yeah.
快把他搬到卫生间 Hurry get him in the bathroom.
霍华德？ Howard?
- 喔 操 - 那是什么？ - Oh shit - What's that?
霍华德, 埃尔菲叔叔怎什么在里面 Howard, what the fuck is uncle Alfie doing on the toilet?
我把他给忘了 I forgot him.
你怎么能把他给忘了？ How could you forget?
你是怎么回事？ What's wrong with you?
把门打开 Open the door
什么事？ What is it?
嗨 丹尼尔 霍华德在哪？ Hi, Daniel. Where's Howard?
我在这 I'm here.
霍华德，快来看 Howard, come see this.
西蒙完完全全疯了 Simon's totally fucking lost it.
- 出了什么事？ - 没事 - What's going on? - Nothing.
西蒙脱得赤条条，还爬上了房顶 Simon is on the roof. He's totally fucking naked.
他威胁说要跳下来 He's threatening to jump.
天啊 Jesus
你要去哪儿？ Where are you going?
我必须去看看 I have to go out there.
如果他跳下来了，那我就惨了 If he jumps, I'm fucked.
在这儿等着 Wait here.
西蒙你不会跳的 Simon, you're not going to jump.
我会 我不听你说话 I'll jump. I'm not listening to you.
西蒙, 回到里边来 Simon, get back in here.
西蒙进来，我们可以喝杯荼 Simon come inside and we'll have a cop of tea.
不 No.
西蒙. Simon.
西蒙! Simon!
西蒙. Simon.
玛莎. Martha.
你到底在干嘛？ What the hell are you doing?
西蒙. Simon.
玛莎! Martha!
从那儿下来 Get down from there.
怎么了？ What's happening?
我想我可以处理这个家伙... I think I can get rid of this guy...
...但你得守在外面... ...but I need you to stay outside...
...不准让任何人进来 ...and make sure no one comes in.
好的 Okay.
玛莎. Martha.
谁？ Who is it?
是我 丹尼尔 It's Daniel
所有的人都在花园里，我现在就得搬走他 Everyone's in the garden, we have to move the body now.
太好了 Brilliant.
好的 快点 Okay. Quick.
霍华德. Howard.
待在这，别让任何人进来 Stay here and make sure no one comes in.
行 Okay
你好，神父 你好吗？ Hello revenant. How are you?
上帝他今天...好吗？ How is God doing...today?
上帝可是很幽默的，不是吗？ God is a funny one, isn't he?
对不起 Excuse me.
嗯 好 Yeah, okay
丹尼尔，我们必须这么做 Daniel, we have to do this, right?
是的 Yeah.
我想问问关于宗教的事... I wanted to ask you about religion...
...还有如果我想当一个神父的话，我该怎样做... ...and how could I become a priest if I wanted to...
...因为我今天遇见了你，你又是如此的迷人 ...because I've seen you today, and you're amazing.
你这么说我很高兴 I'm glad to hear that.
上帝，我们可不能把他们这样放着 God, we can't leave them like that.
其实，虽说有点怪，但也许正是爸爸想要的 You know, in a strange way, maybe this is what dad wanted.
看在上帝的份上， 罗伯特 你就不能认真点吗？ For God's sake Robert. Can't you take anything seriously?
对，对 星期天... Sundays, is it true...
...酒也更甜美... ...the wine is sweeter...
...也许不是？ ...or not?
听着，我们等一下再计论这些 Listen, we'll deal with this later.
我现在要用电话 I'd like to get to the phone.
你为什么说我对所有的事都不认真 Why do you say I can't take anything seriously?
我现在就告诉你 I'll tell you why.
因为你消失在地球的另一边... Because you disappear half way around the world...
...因为你从来也不回来看看爸爸妈妈 ...and you hardly ever come back to see your parents.
因为你把你剩下的钱 都花在了一张头等舱机标... Because you spend the last of your money on a 1st class ticket...
...就算你知道你要负担葬礼费用的一半 ...when you know you're supposed to give me the half for the funeral.
因为你过着游园会式的生活 Because you live your life as if you're on a fairground
...却丝毫不关心别人 ...and 'cause you never ever, gave a shit about anyone but yourself.
房顶上的一个混乱的年轻人 I didn't know anything about this disturbed young man on the roof.
我有个罪行要坦白 我想说... I have a confession to make. I have these thoughts about...
...我在我的屁股上插了支笔 ...sticking a pen up my bum
你说什么？ You're what?
西蒙, 这真的很危险 Simon, this is really dangerous.
求你了 Please.
让我一个人待着 Leave me alone.
坐在那别动 Sit there.
对你，对你的父亲来说 I'll never be good enough.
我永远都不够好 我永远都不够富有... Not for your dad, not for you I'll never be rich enough...
...也永远都不够酷 ...I'll never be cool enough
西蒙别说这种胡话了 进来吧 Simon, stop talking this nonsense and just come inside.
不，你进去 No, you go inside.
和我一起进来 Come with me.
为什么？ 不 No. Why?
因为我们就要有一个宝宝了 'Cause we're gonna have a baby.
什么？ What?
我们就要有一个孩子了 We'll have a child together.
你怀孕了？ You're pregnant?
如果没有你我该怎么办？ How would I be able to it without you?
- 出了什么事？请原谅 - 我不知道...你看看 - What's that? Excuse me. - I don't know...Now look
别了 爸爸 Bye dad.
我们要有个宝宝了 We're gonna have a baby!
上帝啊 Jesus.
大家听我说 西蒙从房顶上下来了 Listen to me everyone. Simon is off the roof.
我要杀了他 I will kill him.
他去了？ is he gone?
是 Yeah
感谢上帝 Thank God.
谢谢 Thank you.
玛莎! Martha!
玛莎 开门 Martha, open the door.
感谢上帝，你安然无恙 Thank God, you're safe.
白痴 你在想些什么？！ You idiot. What were you thinking?!
从我女儿身边滚开 I want you to stay away from my daughter.
爸爸... Look dad...
玛莎 你别说话 Martha, stay out of this.
爸爸 我们要结婚了 Dad, we're getting married.
什么？ What?
我们要结婚了 We're getting married.
玛莎. Martha.
就算你怀孕了，你也不用嫁给他 You don't have to marry this man just because you're pregnant.
我们一会儿在说这事 We can deal with this Martha.
我是因为爱他才嫁给他的 I'm marrying him because i love him.
- 你不爱他 - 我爱他 - You can't - Yes, I can.
这是我的生活，我的选择 It's my life and this is my choice.
我很遗憾你不喜欢，但这就是现实 And I'm sorry if you don't like it but that's just tough.
我还有话要说 And I will tell you something else.
如果你不改变你的态度... If you don'r short out your attitude...
...你将一个人孤独终老 ...you're gonna end up a very lonely bitter old man.
爸爸 Dad.
亲爱的 我们得重新开始了 Darling, we really must start again now.
丹尼尔 你看到埃尔菲叔叔了吗？ Daniel, have you seen uncle Alfie?
惨了 Shit
那到底发生了什么事？ What the hell is going on in there?
对不起，我们把你忘了 Sorry we forgot you.
算了吧 说说你们从这拖走的尸体是怎么回事？ Never mind that. What about that dead body, you were dragging over there?
什么尸体？ What dead body?
别糊我了 我看到了尸体 Don't fuck with me. I saw a dead body!
把我从这该死的厕所里搬出去 Get me the hell of this fucking toilet!
你听到了没？ 她怀孕了 Did you hear that? She's having a kid.
如果我知道到她怀孕了，我就不去追她了 I would have done it, if I didin't know she was having a kid.
我以为你爱上她了 I thought you were in love with her.
是，但是你能想象我带着孩子吗？ Yeah, but can you imagine me bringing up a kid?
不能 No.
确实如此 Exactly.
你的皮肤病好点没？ How's your skin thing?
呃，那个... Oh, that...
没什么大不了的。 事实上我更在意 It's probably nothing. To be honest I'm more concerned about
...埃尔菲叔叔的屎 ...about having uncle Alfie's shit in my mouth.
他死了 He was dead.
听我说，我看见了那家伙 Why don't you listen, I tell you, I saw the guy.
他死了 He was dead.
我知道，所有的人都知道 I know you did uncle Alfie. We all did.
不，在卫生间，在门打开的时候我看到了 No, in the bathroom. The door opened and I saw him.
今天真是一团糟 What a nightmare today's been.
但是很刺激，不是吗？ But exciting, isn't it?
- 你说什么？ - 对于一场葬礼来说 - What? - For a funeral I mean.
关于公寓的事 我会告诉大家 About the flat, I promised to call them
我会的 And I will.
我们会搞定的 We'll work it out.
我们真的得开始了 We really have to wheeze through this now.
好的 开始吧 Alright. Let's go.
你想要把棺材打开吗... You want to have the casket open for people...
不 No.
好 那也行 Alright. That's fine.
快坐下，诸位 我们要开始了 Sit down everybody, as quick as you can. We're ready to go.
快 快 Come along. Come on.
对，就这样 That's it.
快点！ Quickly!
快 快 Come on, come on...
别磨磨蹭蹭了 Come on!
快点！ 快点！ Come on! Come on!
我想为这家人的行为以及这些场混乱道歉... I'd like to apologise on behalf of the family for all of the distractions...
...所有人都准备好继续仪式... ...and that everyone is ready to continue with the service...
...丹尼尔 请上来致辞 ...and Daniel would like to say a few words about his father.
继续 丹尼尔 快点 Go on Daniel. quickly.
我的父亲是一个不同寻常的人 My father was an exceptional man
他出生于1938年 就在战争开始的一年前 He was born in 1938 just a year before the war
我永远不会忘记... And I'll never forget...
到底是怎么回事？ What the hell is going on?
有人在棺材里 There's someone in there.
我就知道！ I knew it!
你究竟在我爸的棺材里干什么？ What the hell are you doing in my dad's coffin?
爱德华 Edward.
不，不... No, no...
爱德华 Edward.
爱德华！ Edward!
不 No.
你这个小杂种 You little bastard!
上帝啊 Oh God.
我父亲是一个不同寻常的人 My father was an exceptional man.
他也许并不是一个完美的人 He may not have been a perfect man
但他是一个好人 But he was a good man.
而且他深爱着我们 And he loved us.
而我今天想做的只是... All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified...
...让他带着尊严而去 真是要刨根问底吗？ ...sending. Is that reall so much to ask?
嗯... So...
也许... Maybe...
也许他有他自己的喜好 Maybe he had some things he liked to do.
生活并不简单 它如此复杂 Life isn't simple. It's complicated.
我们今天在这... We're all just thrown in here together...
...在一个充满了混乱和困惑的世界里 ...in a world full of chaos and confusion.
在一个充满了问题却没有答案的世界里 A world full of questions and no answers.
死神在角落徘徊 With Death always lingering around the corner.
我们竭尽全力 And we do our best.
却不能总是做到最好 We can't always do our best.
但我父亲做到了 My dad did it best.
他总是对我说，你要不断追求自己真正想要的生活... He always tried to tell me you have to go for what you want in life...
...因为你永远不会知道你要多久才能成功 ...because you never know how long you're gonna be here.
而无论你成功与否... And whether you succeed or you fail...
...最重要的是你去尝试过了 ...the most important thing is to have tried.
一位父母只能把你引导向正确的方向 而最终... A parent can only drive you in the right direction. In the end though...
...你得自己去努力 ...you've got to run for yourself.
你得自己成长 You have to grow up yourself.
当今天你们离开的时候... So when you leave here today...
...我希望你们能记住真正的他 ...I'd like you to remember my father for what he really was.
一个正派而亲切的人 A decent and loving man.
只要我们能慷慨大方.. If only we could be as giving and generous..
...并且像我的父亲一样谅解他人 ...and understanding as my father was.
这个世界将会无比美好 Then the world would be a far better place.
妈妈怎么样？ How's mom?
她会没事的 She'll survive.
积极的一面是... The positive side is...
...她终于明白了为什么爸爸那么久都没和她做爱 ...that she knows why she and dad haven't had sex for so long.
我想请你和我一起去纽约，待段时间 I asked to come to New York with me, for a while.
那样你和简就能...稍稍放松一下 So that you and Jane have a chance... to breathe a bit.
找间公寓... Get a flat...
顺便说一下，你的演说很不错 Pretty good speech you gave, by the way.
我真的... It was really...
...很感动 ...impressive.
谢谢 Thanks.
也许你有时间的话...能不能 Maybe when you got time you wouldn't mind...
...看看我的小说 ...taking a look at my novel.
我很愿意 I'd love too, yeah.
我真是精疲力竭了 I'm exausted actually.
埃尔菲叔叔还在说那个在卫生间看到的尸体 Uncle Alfie keeps going on about the body in the bathroom.
他能留下来过夜可真好 It's best if he stays here tonight.
你觉他没事吧？ You think he'll be okay?
是的，他会没事的 我给他吃了两片安定 Yeah, he'll be fine. I found him a couple of valium and put him to bed.
一切可真他妈的绿啊... Everything's so fucking green...